January 26, 2011
THE 'DATE' OF THE UNION- I HAD A DATE
I'm not sure which bright character decided to "date up" the members of Congress into symbolic pairs; to make a complete and absurd side show to what should be the serious business of the country. But I was in- I bit I admit it- I couldn't help but scan the crowd to see if anyone would be sitting alone? Who were the popular "couple"? Does anyone out there actually know how many times Paul Ryan blinked during the republican response?
Here, on my couch I was happy to cozy up for the festivities with my "date". Don't tell Bill, but he was a handsome strawberry/blond with a lot more hair then Bill has. This guy could hardly stay away from me, climbing all over me.....you would not believe; and he's younger too, very young actually. Bill almost caught us but he dashed off the couch and got out the door, his muscular legs and butt the last thing I saw as he left without a word. Here's a picture of my date.......
You didn't seriously think...did ya?